Once upon a time, my husband Tom and I were in a deep slumber. All of a sudden, I woke up to find Toms hand fluttering around my body as if trying to find something. I lay there in confusion, when Toms hand settled on my butt. It then promptly burrowed into a cozy spot right in between my butt cheeks.
My eyes popped out of my head in total surprise and I quickly pushed his hand away. "What are you doing?!" I exclaimed.
Tom replied groggily,"I need to find some juice......" and then fell back into a deep sleep.
Mmmmkay.....
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