Small Town Travel

Thanks for the guest post by Eugene Fulton:


It’s a small town we live in and other than working for the cable companies or the government there’s not a lot to do. That’s why I like to travel whenever I get the chance which seems to confuse my friends and family to no end. They’re the type that would much rather sit at home and make a nice leisurely dinner but for me, getting out on the road and seeing something new over the weekend is totally worth it. Sometimes I even camp or sleep in my car when I can’t afford to spend money on a hotel but it’s all part of the fun! My friend Chris is also the same as me when it comes to getting out of town and he’s become my unofficial travel buddy lately. We go everywhere together and email all day long about things and places we want to see – it’s nice to have something to look forward to when you live in such a boring little town! Travelling makes it all bearable at the end of the day!

Question #5

Alicia's asked: "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"

My answer: Why yes, dear cousin of mine, I can. As an honorary member of the Sesame Street gang, I frequent the street of sesame quite oft. Heck, I spent an entire summer as a camp counselor where my nick name was Elmo. That get's me an automatic spot in the Sesame friendship circle. 

i'm a regular in Elmo's World. Once we did cartwheels around and around and around until we fell over from pure dizziness! HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA HAAAH AHAAA!!!!! ha ha...oh man...good times, good times.

the infamous sign

taking my family on a tour of sesame street

Sesame Street teaches us about important bodily functions

So here is how you get to Sesame Street:

#1 First, you must be in a park with lots of trees, and you have to be decked out in 70's fashion. You have to sing the original sesame street song "sunny days" while running around hiding behind trees. Do this three times

#2 A garbage can will appear, and you must knock on the lid 7 1/2 times and say "Junk and grime is not a crime" and Oscar the grouch will come out. He will ask you an important question. It is different with everyone, so make sure you study on various subjects, such as "why do we belch?" and "is the hokey pokey what it's REALLY all about?". If you get the question right, he will give you a magical key.

#3 Follow Oscars instructions to find the door. It changes places. It's never been in the same spot EVER in the history of the Universe. You may have to hike to China. Once you find the door, use the magical key to open it and BAM! There you are on Sesame Street!

good luck!