sunday check in

It's sunday
did i accomplish my goal?
not quite. but the important thing is, i honestly did my best
i really drew as often as i could this past week
i'm really rusty when it comes to drawing actual people, and i'm also a perfectionist
but i'm close! real close

for the next two weeks i'm on vacation
but...
i will continue to work on Shelbaroo's drawings
i will send them to her by July 10th

next goal?
erin's painting for her dining room
it's all sketched out and ready to go
now the canvas and the oil paints need to make out

todays how-to

Yawns can be really boring. So I like to spice mine up. I don't have to do much, since my mouth is huge and when I yawn it's like my jaw unhinges and I swallow space and time.

I don't know about you, but I always have to make a sound when I yawn. I had a boss that would get so mad at me for doing this (plus, I didn't cover my mouth) and she acted like I was punching her grandma in the face. She was so personally offended by my "bad manners". I was like, "Listen lady, your job isn't to attack my yawning habits. So back off." My last day on the job I should've walked into her office, stood on her desk, and with my arm raised like a Shakespearean actor, and with great gusto, unleashed the biggest yawn I could've mustered.

ANYWAYS.....lets not go off on any more tangents....

Here are some things I like to do to make a yawn something worth looking forward to:

-add some vibrato to the end. The more operatic  the better

-smack your lips at the end like you just ate some yummy pie. Like this "aaaaaahhhhhhhhh...num num num"

-my personal favorite is to throw in a chewbacca noise at the end. It always catches people by surprise

-yawning takes your mouth to its very limits, so while your mouth is stretched as far as it possibly can go, take it a step further and widen your eyes and flare your nostrils. Maybe even add a little shaking so it looks like it's almost painful to get out.

-on the exhale part of the yawn, the "ahhhhh" part, just scream bloody murder.

-inhale: raise both arms above your head while wiggling fingers  exhale: lower back down. bow.

Do you have any more ways to make a yawn more fulfilling?

travel time

making a trip home soon

then here for a little R&R

cannot wait!

dying of laughter

GOOOOAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!

Each Sunday I will post a goal that I will accomplish by the end of that week. Most of the time it will be art related. 

::This week:: 

 -Finish some portraits I have owed a friend for over a year now-

(you know who you are, dearest friend o mine)

watch me

100+100+100

|100 prints|

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|100 business cards|

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|100 envelopes|

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|100 licks|

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=one large promo package sent off to The Handmade Brigade in L.A. and one dry tongue!

lovely

.....to D I E for.....

{plasticland}

Obsess much?

"Wanna hear this rad new band?" asked my big brother as he drove my friends and I to the mall.

"Sure!" I reply.

He handed me the cd case as he popped the disc in and forwarded it to number three, "Just a Girl"

Those first crazy guitar riffs caught my attention, and then as soon as I heard her voice, I was hooked. I stared at the cd case and saw this bombshell blonde with red lipstick. 

"She's so hot!" my brother said, glancing over.

"I want to BE her...." I thought to myself. And it began at the tender age of 14.

(my No Doubt covered walls)

Yes, I'm talking about No Doubt. What I really loved about them from the get go, was during this time Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were getting big, and every girl entertainer seemed the same. Don't get my wrong, I had all the Britney Spears cds and still do. I loved pop music. But there was something empowering about Gwen Stefani. She ran around on stage, did push-ups, dripped sweat, made crazy faces, jumped off speakers and the best part was her VOICE. I had never heard such a unique voice. I loved her vibrato, how fast it was and how it seemed to be there during every note, not just at the end. She had a serious forties style, which I had always been into, and this girl was making it OKAY to wear red lipstick and pin curls. Their music was unique, an amazing blend of ska, reggae, pop-rock. 

I discovered they had been around much longer, but had just been "discovered". They had two more albums out before "Tragic Kingdom" and those are actually my favorite, especially "Beacon Street Collection". 

(as I was packing for Arizona, I found my No Doubt binder full of interviews, stickers and pictures. I had to take a picture of it before I tossed it)

So I listened to the "Tragic Kingdom" constantly. My brother just ended up giving it to me, because I stole it so much. I actually listened to it so much, I had to buy a new one because it hardly played anymore. I started collecting magazine clippings, dying my hair blond(er) and wearing red lipstick. This, my friends was a huge deal back in the day. It seems that those were the days where you wore pink lipgloss and white eyeliner, and if you wore anything else, you were considered uncool. But it was like Gwen Stefani had given me permission to finally let that part of me come out. My family thought I was crazy because I was always coming down in outfits similiar to her, with my hair and makeup done, and I'd say,"Who am I?" and they'd say "WOA! You look like Gwen Stefani!"

My mom didn't get why I liked this girl who wore little cut off shirts. She didn't think she was a good role model. But she didn't make me want to bare my belly. Even though I was trying to BE her, the thing I admired most about her, was that she was so unique and didn't seem to think that being anything other than herself was acceptable. She still inspires me that way. She made me want to be a rockstar and really sing. Too bad I have such bad stage fright, because I had a couple of opportunities to be in a band, and I chickened out.

I wore red lipstick my entire sophmore and junior year, curled my hair everyday and pinned it up forties style, I even wore little tiny diamond stick-ons by my eyes, because Gwen did that. 

Some people really dug it (some kid asked me to kiss a piece of paper so he could "keep my lips") and some made fun of me for being "different". One kid was ALWAYS giving me a hard time for wearing red lipstick. What a stupid thing to make fun of someone for! But it made me feel glamorous and it still does. I know, I know, its just MAKEUP. But red lips make me happy, okay?

Wow, this is getting to be such a long story! Anyways, my brother took me to my VERY first No Doubt concert. We had the WORST seats, but I don't think I've ever been so excited in my entire life.

(For awhile I wanted to be a make up artist so I'd try different looks out on myself and take pictures)

the perfect Red lipstick is a tough one to find. Urban Decay used to make a lipstick called "gash" and that was my first perfect shade I found. I went through a LOT of different shades.

(don't you love that I kept my urban decay lipstick box?

)

after that first concert, I attended

"Return of Saturn" concert in 99 with Sara Tanner

"Rock Steady concert" in 2000 with Lindsey Burt

No Doubt & U2 concert in 2001 with Stacy Shaw

Here I am at their Rock Steady concert with one of my best buds, Linds. This is the best seat I've ever gotten at a concert. We were really close, and worked our way even closer, but unfortunately, the one picture I had of her right in front of me, I only got half of her face!

This guy was like,"Hey, do you want me to lift you up?" 

um, no thanks...

After that, Gwen decided to do some solo records. I thought the first one was a disappointment, although a couple of the songs were okay. The second one was better. 

Gwen Stefani "Love.Angel.Music.Baby" tour 2004 or 05 with Lindsey Burt

Gwen Stefani "Sweet Escape" tour with Tom

No Doubt has always put on a good show. Not only do they have a cool set, but Gwen is just entertaining. She doesn't just sing, but she'll stop and talk to the crowd and do little "skits". Her solo concerts were more like a broadway show then just a concert. She had dancers and costume changes. Tom was really impressed.

FINALLY, No Doubt has reunited and decided to go on tour to get inspired for their new album. Tom got me tickets for mothers day. We didn't have very good seats, but MAN, it was such a good concert, I was so sad when it was over! I just really love them, they never fail to disappoint.

Tom and I ate at Mimi's before the concert, and his steak was sooo red. I had to put the bread basket in front of his plate so I didn't have to look at it.

the concert was at an outside venue, it was perfect weather!

Paramore opened for No Doubt and converted me into a fan. That girl has the most flawless voice! And they were really fun to watch. 


No Doubt "Don't Speak" (thank goodness for big screens)

No Doubts Opening. Chills. Up and down my spine.

complaint of the day

Are female singers capable doing of anything other than gyrating around half naked these days? I know sex sells, but EVERYONE is selling sex. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

Oh, on another note, I've lost an inch all over from the 3 hour thing. And I've cheated. This makes me happy.

AND my brother in law is back from his mission! Can't wait to see him! 

And check out this awesome website futureme.org  where you can write yourself a letter to be delivered by email in the future. You choose which date. I wrote myself a letter to be delivered a year from now with all of the goals I would like to accomplish by that time.