help! i need somebody. help! not just anybody. HEEEEEELP!

Do you want to help us so we don't end up homeless? We're getting pretty close.
Not really, but kind of. Thanks to some amazing friends, we have a roof over our heads for now. (you know who you are. we love you)

Then please let me take pictures of you, or your kids, or your feet, or even the mold that is growing in your fridge.

Or maybe you could go order a print from my etsy shop.

Or I could come clean your house, or babysit your kids.

Or I could do a custom piece of art for you.

Or if you have a job opportunity for an amazingly smart guy that just got his masters in Global Business Management and Marketing, you could tell us about that too.

Thanks pals.