"Oh, those are your nipples" I say to her matter of factly.
"Oh...then here is a boob for your...your..p..n..n...punilples! (puh-nil-pulls) Here is a boob for your punilples. Put it on!"
I may be small, but I'm not THAT small, darling.
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I loved when I did a preschool with other friends...it was so much fun but I don't think we ever made sugar cookies!
Oh...Melissa I am sure she thinks your punilples are just the right size.
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